I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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