If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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