No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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