Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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