Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
This is the high leading the old right now
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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