He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
