It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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