Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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