We should be called the Road Head Warriors
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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