Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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