Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
