Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
