He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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