May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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