Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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