it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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