That's intense
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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