You made me cry and you don't even care
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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