Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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