it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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