Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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