I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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