apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
operation have a gay friend backfired
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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