I heard we made out
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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