Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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