Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
send nudes
from the living room?
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