this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i now understand why vodka
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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