This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
