Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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