I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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