Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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