The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
