We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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