Welp...herpes.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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