16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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