take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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