Buhtt sex?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My vagina is very pro this idea
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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