is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we made out on top of his cat.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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