I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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