it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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