How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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