Duck Duck Cougar?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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