She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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