I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
pray to the hookup gods
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
