Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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