I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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