Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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