38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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