the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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