No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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