Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
babies were throwing up all over the place
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
They have beer where we have blood.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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