I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
If that was your dad, he is hot
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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