If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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