she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
