She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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